Leo Valdez here to answer your questions! I'm the son of Hephaestus, god of smith and fire.
I'm the Super Sized McShizzle man! Leo Valdez bad boy surpreme!
Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny, and scrawny is the new SIZZLING HOT! And I got the scrawny!
//RP and ask blog. So go ahead and ask Leo, and hes open for RPs. If you want to be "Leo's Fangirl" just send him an ask and he'll put you down in his list!
Amazing art by Viria as my avatar btw


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Apr 11, 2014
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// created this for you weak punks

http://istodaythedaymartymcflyarrives.tumblr.com/

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Apr 11, 2014
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Seaweed brain and wise girl (art)
Seaweed brain and wise girl (art)

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Mar 17, 2014
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caliliana-demigod asked: Leo's fangirl?

"Why of course, always glad to add a few more ladies!"


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Mar 6, 2014
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izzieisapsycho asked: did you ever hit on piper

"Piper? Nah, she was like a sister from the start, plus I gotta save some girls for Jason, am I right?” ;D


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Mar 5, 2014
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Anonymous asked: Gay?

"Uh, no."

((stopomg leo isn’t gay))


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Mar 5, 2014
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//Wow ok so i was gone for a while (because stupid people are stupid) buT IM BAAAAAACK so feel free to ask leo or ask me anything im completely ready *throws confetti*


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Jan 24, 2014
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Anonymous asked: ur beautiful ur cute ur perfect ur smart i luv u


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Jan 9, 2014
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Anonymous asked: Hello how are you today?

"I’m doing great, how are you? Thanks for asking!"


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Jan 9, 2014
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ask-octavian-the-demigod asked: *suddenly appears in front of you* Oh hey there Valdez. Didn't see you there. *leans on non-existing wall* 'Sup? ((I'm bored Valdez, Im bored to death OAO *grabs your shoulders and shakes you* SAVE ME ))

"Oh, Octavian…Hi. Nothing much is going on, you?((If you’re bored go kill a teddy bear or something. Isn’t that what you do? Like, murder stuffed animals?))"


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Jan 9, 2014
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Anonymous asked: Do you know what you have done to me, Valdez??? You are the most adorable little funny thing. You have no idea whate you have done to me because you are adorable and funny and sensitive and protective and thats all i ask for in a boy. You have made me daydream over and over again. Literally. I wat you to know that you made me fall in love with and its crazy i know but you know what? Whatever i will suffer because you dont like back. Yeah. Suffering. I love suffering.

"Oh, thank you, wow… um. Thanks! I think… I hope I’m not hurting you in any way…and sorry. I think."

//i just didnt know what to respond sorry


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Jan 8, 2014
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Anonymous asked: Hey leo, are you single? *hint hint*

"Single and ready to mingle!" *wink wink*


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Dec 26, 2013
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sonofthegodoftheseas asked: anSWER ALL

OHMYOGSDJO OKokokokkoKOKOKok

Wanna be nosy… here’s your chance.
  • 0:Height
I think I’m 4’11”?????
  • 1:Virgin?
dude i cant even get a guy to high five me so hmmm
  • 2:Shoe size
6 lol
  • 3:Do you smoke?
nooope
  • 4:Do you drink?
water
  • 5:Do you take drugs?
no ha
  • 6:Age you get mistaken for
well one time i got mistaken for a 18 year old?????  but mostly 12 so
  • 7:Have tattoos?
hahahnope
  • 8:Want any tattoos?
probably
  • 9:Got any piercings?
my ears woah so badass
  • 10:Want any piercings?
not really
  • 11:Best friend?
i have a lot of people i call best friend really. but top four would beee James (woah i wonder who that is), Elsie, Ari, and Shan (not in a certain order cause all four of you are amazing k)
  • 12:Relationship status
single and ready for a pringle haha yup
  • 13:Biggest turn ons
attractive people?????? no but really, i like it when someones funny, but hella serious when they need to be but then sensitive you feel. i also like it when guys where dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up can i hear a hell yes. just being a generally nice person and hands if you have nice hands thank you very much
  • 14:Biggest turn offs
not attractive people??????? THOSE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DONT GIVE A DUCK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. people who are overconfident and talk about themselves all the time. and crocs. 
  • 15:Favorite movie
OH FINDING NEMO NO IM NOT A CHIDLD SHHH
  • 16:I’ll love you if
hug me, play with my hair, talk to me (plz), make me laugh, like the things i like, plaY VIDEO GAMES ESPECIALLY WITH ME HOLY WOW THANK
  • 17:Someone you miss
someone i’d rather not mention hm
  • 18:Most traumatic experience
probably when i was riding my bike and crossed the street with a car alllll the way at the end of the road and they sped up almost hit me and then started saying gross things to me i was scared as hhhheeeelll
  • 19:A fact about your personality
im actually really freaking annoying sorry
  • 20:What I hate most about myself
probably myyyy add/adhd and whoopsmyface
  • 21:What I love most about myself
uuuuuuhh, my butt cause hell yeah frick butt asss. no myyyyy art skills i guess
  • 22:What I want to be when I get older
well i always wanted to be a librarian when i was little and it still seems like a hella awesome job. but then there was me wanting to be a nurse but hmmmm
  • 23:My relationship with my sibling(s)
im ok with 3 of them. the other 2 idk„,
  • 24:My relationship with my parent(s)
kinda poopy but hey what you gonna do i mean, they love me correct
  • 25:My idea of a perfect date
OK I HAVE IDEAS AND HERE I GO 
I reaaallly like the idea of literally just hanging out and messing around (not in thATWAY) and the occasional cuddle kiss sessions with a hint of video games in that mix you feel. But then i wanna go out to a concert or play in the rain, or going somewhere just to relax and talk or have a picnic. but then i wanna sleep like all the time. so basically a lot of things
  • 26:My biggest pet peeves
dont chew loudly or with your mouth open, dont cough near me, dont touch my neck, head, legs, arms or shoulders without me giving you permission, donT YELL JEESSUUUS CHRIST
  • 27:A description of the girl/boy I like
Uhhhhh well hes got a face and hes cool
  • 28:A description of the person I dislike the most
they are a jerkbutt and they nope hes stupid and dumb hate him yep
  • 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend
cause a surprise or a really good reason to keep them safe
  • 30:What I hate the most about work/school
that i have to do it
  • 31:What your last text message says
Merry Ninjamas
  • 32:What words upset me the most
stupid, ugly, doctor who
  • 33:What words make me feel the best about myself
smart, beautiful, lovely, nothing sad 
  • 34:What I find attractive in women
me
  • 35:What I find attractive in men
uh lemme think idk personality, haNDS, i really like a man who has a good sense of humor also if you laugh at my jokes i will love you forever
  • 36:Where I would like to live
somewhere in the UK, or not ohio
  • 37:One of my insecurities
probably my appearance i mean idk 
  • 38:My childhood career choice
i wanted to be a singer hA and a librarian as mentioned before
  • 39:My favorite ice cream flavor
vanilla or peppermint 
  • 40:Who I wish I could be
benedict cumberbatch
  • 41:Where I want to be right now
anYWHERE BUT HERE SAVE ME
  • 42:The last thing I ate
i havent eaten all day whoops
  • 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
me no sam claflin sorry
  • 44:A random fact about anything
did you know that i had no idea what fact to put down wowowowowowowowow the more you know

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Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance.

0: Height

1: Virgin?

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What your last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything


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Dec 26, 2013
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confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it.

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NUMBERS IN ASK ~ Looking back on 2013, WHO ARE YOU?

1: What did you do in 2013 that you’d never done before?

2: Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

3: Did anyone close to you give birth?

4: Did anyone close to you die?

5: What countries did you visit?

6: What would you like to have in 2014 that you lacked in 2013

7: What dates from 2013 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

8: What was your biggest achievement of the year?

9: What was your biggest failure?

10: Did you suffer illness or injury?

11: What was the best thing you bought?

12: Whose behaviour merited celebration?

13: Whose behaviour made you appalled?

14: Where did most of your money go?

15: What did you get really, really, really excited about?

16: What song will always remind you of 2013?

17: Compared to this time last year, are you: (a) happier or sadder? (b) thinner or fatter? (c) richer or poorer?

18: What do you wish you’d done more of?

19: What do you wish you’d done less of?

20: How did you spend Christmas?

21: Did you fall in love in 2013?

22: What was your favourite TV program?

23: Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?

24: What was the best book you read?

25: What was your greatest musical discovery?

26: What did you want and get?

27: What did you want and not get?

28: What was your favourite film of this year?

29: What one thing made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

30: How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2013?

31: What kept you sane?

32: Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?

33: What political issue stirred you the most?

34: Who did you miss?

35: Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2013.

36: Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.